if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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