Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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