i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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