She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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