I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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