I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I currently don't understand fingers.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
