You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm like, not good at living.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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