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It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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