She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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