you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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