Don't you send me to vm
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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