If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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