now i know why i became what i already was.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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