On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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