Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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