You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I am mentally ready for anal.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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