That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
can u get pink eye on your cock?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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