I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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