some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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