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How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
you inspire me to be a worse person
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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