It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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