in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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