So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
this will be a night to untag.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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