Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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