what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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