it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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