I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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