Fuck appropriateness.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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