I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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