He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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