so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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