Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
