How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
where are my eyebrows?
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