The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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