OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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