its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
The best revenge is premature balding
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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