I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
only you would photoshop your dick
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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