i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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