You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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