I just made out with a guy for $7.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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