it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Randomize
