we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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