Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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