I'm lost and stupid without you.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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