the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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