Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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