SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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