just come out here and I will go home with you...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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