I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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