Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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