dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I have tasted many bathrooms
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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