I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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