everyone is single if you try hard enough
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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