i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Dick very happy bro
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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