I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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