my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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